Welcome back to SPORTANEOUS, your one-stop shop for all things weird and wonderful in the world of sports! This week, we delve into the delightfully bizarre realm of gurning – a competition where pulling the most grotesque face is the key to victory.
A History of Hilarious Faces
The exact origins of gurning competitions are a bit murky, some say they date back to the 13th century, while others claim they’re a more recent invention. Regardless, gurning found its permanent home at the Egremont Crab Fair, established in 1267. Every year, this fair hosts the prestigious World Gurning Championship, a testament to Britain’s love for the delightfully bizarre.
Gurning contests are a deeply ingrained tradition in rural England. Villagers gather for these lighthearted competitions, with participants sticking their faces through a horse collar, known as “gurnin’ through a braffin.”
The most prestigious gurning showdown takes place annually at the Egremont Crab Fair, a historic event dating back to 1267! While the exact origins of the gurning competition remain fuzzy, it certainly adds a unique twist to the festivities.
The Art of the Gurn
The key to gurning mastery lies in jaw flexibility. Contestants without teeth often have an edge, as they can extend their lower jaw further, sometimes even covering their entire nose! Bulging eyes, crossed tongues, and other creative contortions add to the overall grotesque effect.
Legendary Gurners
Peter Jackman, a four-time world champion, is a gurning legend. He even went to the extreme of removing his teeth in 2000 to perfect his facial contortions! Tommy Mattinson holds the record for most wins in the men’s category with a staggering 15 titles, while Anne Woods reigns supreme in the women’s division with an impressive 28 championship wins!
Beyond Britain: Celebrating the Unconventional
Gurning is a testament to the British love for the quirky. But it’s not alone! Zimbabwe’s Mr. Ugly Competition takes things a step further, rewarding the man naturally possessing the least conventionally attractive features.
Ready to Give Gurning a Go?
Looking to unleash your inner goofball? Gurning might be the perfect activity! There are even online videos to help you master the art of the funny face. So, gather your friends, hold your own gurning competition, and get ready for some side-splitting laughter! After all, a little silliness never hurt anyone!
